I forgot something very important!
Pagan Santa.
Just look at that legend with his bowl of booze and his lusty expression. That's a geezer who's off for a grand old time after he's delivered everyone's presents.
Fuck yes, Pagan Santa. Fuck. Yes.
Also, while we're here, this was a running joke all the way back in the heyday of DeviantArt (!!!) but no holiday celebration is complete without a beautiful musical interlude from The Shaggs. Enjoy!
Why, even Dracula will be there!
On that note, now I'm definitely off to do festive things. Have a lovely Christmas, everyone!
