What's that coming over the hill? If you guessed more monster guts, you would be correct.
Before we take to rummaging around underground and hassling monsters, it's time to get yer pink acid boots on! Here's something a bit reminiscent of the mission briefing screens from Alien Trilogy. No disco dancing xenomorphs here, though; probably just as well. Much as I enjoy revisiting older games, there are some of them that are just a sod to play nowadays and Alien Trilogy probably wouldn't feel too sleek in 2026, especially with a mk 1 Sega Saturn controller (loving the stocky design, but it is a fucking torture device to work with.) The soundtrack still holds up really well though ; if you want a tasty slab of moody '90s sci-fi energy, it's a treat. Also of note, Dani here looks like she's trying to coax a cat to come over for a mard. Very relatable priorities. (Also a cat in its own little space suit would be fucking adorable. Just sayin'.) Now onto the point of this post, starting with the thunderously unpleasant bottom of a lift shaft, riddl...